BOTH AT THE SAME TIME YALL

This is truly and invention sent from Goddess. I have had hours of fun online and offline with this mash up of dairy and toast. I bought it at the 24 hour wal mart with Heather and Chris on sunday. Although i was saving it's packaged goodness for my new place, i quickly deflowered it when i got home. I never thought a poched egg on a bagle was so good. Hell, for 20 bucks i'b buy another one... The black one. God, if they had the black one i would be set. Poched eggs and muffins and Goth on a bagel = heaven. Oh well, at least the white one is autographed by the queen of late night of southern cookery. 

ps. you can make your own  virtural breakfast. Click on the white one and she will walk you throug it, yall. Mind you, don;t throw eggs or put water in the toaster! THATS A NEGATOID.